Where were you at 19? When Dark Potential Meets the Right Opportunity

Ever considered what would happen if an honorable member of darkweb decides to join the corporate world? Advice Ninja Manages to bag Prashanna Maharjan (Advice Ninja, Junior Developer), one of the best in the game to further increase their growth.

Prashanna Maharjan, also known in some circles as the “Lord of the Dark Web”, is said to know over 67 types of JavaScript, with his main speciality being primary programming language HTML. He was recruited from a dark web agency named VDP (Variety of Dark Web Products), where he had gained over a year of his working experience. Reports suggest that he was deemed once a runner up in a typing competition hosted by JTRFDW (Jews on Top Recruits From Dark Web), where the Winner of this Competition would be recruited to work for the JTIT (Jews on Top Information Technology).

When asked for a comment, Prashanna responded with Buddhist level composure,

‘You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward.’ 

— Steve Jobs

Not every step makes sense right away, but I’m trusting that joining this company will be one of those dots I’ll understand later. Excited to see where it leads.

(And also the One Piece is real.)

The Ninja Team quickly recognized his potential and moved to put his talent to good use, not least to support Senior Developer Prashant Rayamajhi, who had been handling an overwhelming number of projects, with nearly 15 added to his plate each week.

Observers say it’s hard to notice any difference in Prashant’s workload, as he always appears fully occupied, though not that anyone seems to care either way. However, Prashant himself had this to say:

I might be as busy as ever, but I’m definitely getting work done faster thanks to the expanded development team. That said, there are more bugs now because more developers means more code, and the relationship between code and bugs is directly proportional.

It is said that Prashanna got himself involved in these dark stuffs because he was once betrayed by someone he loved with his whole heart. Sources suggest this incident may have briefly set him on a path toward world domination. Fortunately, being a practicing Buddhist, he chose inner peace over global destruction. The world, for now, remains safe. ओम माडे पेडे ओम.

A surprising detail about Prashanna is that he is currently studying something about computers, and is already in his 6th semester. Despite his workload, reports suggest he is performing exceptionally well academically, which many say is to be expected from someone with a background in the dark web.

Given his output, employees are still struggling to process how this is physically possible. Internal theories range from “time traveler” to a confirmed escapee from CHVCR (Chinese Humanoid Vibranium Cobalt Robots).

Another notable aspect of Mr. Prashanna is his remarkably professional tone. What makes this particularly surprising is his reported background working with dark web agencies; environments not exactly known for polished communication. Yet, what stands out even more is his speed. Reports suggest his typing can reach up to 6767 words per minute. Investigations show that Shrhihshthihnhah Manandhar (Advice Ninja, Senior Accountant), once considered the MPE (Most Professional Employee), can be seen scared as Prahanna’s professionalism is challenging her.

When Safal Dhami, Senior Ninja was questioned about Prashanna, he replied instantly,

“Good lad.” 

Across the office, opinions on Prashanna remain surprisingly consistent:

Bro can deadass code anything. Man has API access to the real world. What is bro? Like 16? But he has seems like he got 67 years of experience.

According to some locals, Mr. Prashanna once kidnapped a dog through his past connections on the dark web. The owner of the dog did try to file a complaint, but neither the owner nor the complaint has been found by the Nepal Police, as the investigation is ongoing. 

Despite this dog incident, colleagues say that Prashanna is actually a wholesome and fun person (at least so far). And regardless of his past dark workspace, Prashanna is actually cooperative and has worked on several projects. Anyway, employees are advised to keep their camera caps on and to be cautious with their device microphones.