The Ninja Team’s Second Trip: Lots of Google Maps, Plenty of Fun, Mild Bullying, and Questionable Lung Health

The Ninja Team recently organised a one-night trip to Villa by Bella Vista in Thecho, Lalitpur, hoping for a night of games, fun, and relaxation. The employees had planned several activities to keep the night entertaining, but one certified fool unfortunately forgot to bring the cards he had been assigned to bring. Despite this setback, the team still managed to make the trip one to remember.

The venue was approximately 25 minutes away from the team’s meeting point in Balkhu. However, the trip took nearly five hours, with Google Maps apparently considered retarded in that area. When they finally reached the villa, everyone rushed inside like a pack of zombies scrambling to claim a room. The room beside the pool had some crazy attention, but was later ditched by bidders as they calculated it would likely be used by everyone during the day.

Following room allocations, the team gathered at the pool for a swim, where an expected problem soon emerged: The water was like negative hundred degrees. Despite the conditions, enthusiasts still jumped  in, although everyone quickly retreated after about ten minutes. One exception was Anshu Malakar (Junior Accountant, Advice Ninja), who showed remarkable resilience and continued swimming long after everyone else had left the pool. The water was reportedly cold enough to make even Aquaman hesitate, yet Anshu remained in the pool for hours and, notably, did not fall sick afterward.

Anshu further commented,

I live for swimming… and secretly turning the pool into my personal prank arena. One minute it’s calm, the next everyone’s flailing—while I just keep swimming like a mischievous penguin.

Later in the evening, the team soon agreed to play hide and seek, despite the fact that all participants were fully grown, middle-aged adults with jobs and responsibilities. Shrishtina Manandhar (Senior Accountant, Advice Ninja) quickly caught everyone’s attention, although she herself was never caught. Shrishtina is reportedly a former champion of the AHSUVC (American Hide and Seek Ultimate Vibranium Competition) back when she was 14. Curiously, she was never interviewed or seen at the event, mainly because nobody ever managed to find her during the competition. She’s basically a cheat code at this game.

Shrishtina said,

Turns out my greatest talent is remaining unseen.

Eventually, the team gave up and decided to abandon the game, largely because Shortly afterward, an unexpected moment captured in vlog footage caused significant confusion among viewers. The footage appeared to show Safal Dhami (Senior Ninja, Advice Ninja) and Prashant Rayamajhi (Goated Developer, Advice Ninja) kissing. The clip quickly sparked speculation among members of the Advice Ninja community, with some claiming it confirmed long-standing rumors about their relationship.

Meanwhile, Samridhdi Sthapit (Marketing Expert, Advice Ninja), who Prashant has reportedly been dating since mid 1972 AD; was left in complete disbelief after the incident. Her reaction was widely considered understandable, given everything she had apparently done for him. 

As the philosopher Mona Lisa de Shakespeare once said:

Someone might be an extraterrestrial entity, but aliens have feelings too.

When questioned about the footage, Safal responded:

Quote unquote.

Prashant later offered an explanation, stating:

I was actually performing CPR because Safal had drowned.

However, this claim raised additional questions, primarily because the pool in question was only four feet deep.

Samridhdi later added:

Love is blind. I wish I could unsee this tragedy.

Just as the dust finally settled, the event schedule indicated that it was time for the team to move on to their sleeping arrangements. Due to the limited number of rooms available, Rikesh Dhami (Admin Assistant, Advice Ninja) was once again gently reminded of his worth. He ultimately spent the night on bean bags, unsuccessfully attempting to use Jenga blocks as a blanket while chasing a level of warmth he had never felt before. They even took turns spitting on his face before heading to their cozy beds. 

The absence of the Head Ninja of Advice Ninja was most noticeable during the payment stage. Employees have since confirmed that roti will likely dominate the lunch menu for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately, the month has only just begun, and financial recovery may never be seen.